Dumbass.

I'm lonely. I have no real friends, and now Borat is trying to distance himself.

Speaking of which, why the fuck would you call someone you dumped from outside a busy bar in the middle of the night to complain about how hard it is to find potential replacements for said person? What kind of reaction are you expecting to that? Sympathy? "Oh, I feel so bad that you are not fucking someone else's brains out right now, boo hoo hoo. " Whatever the fuck ever. Am I the only person you can call to whine? We both know damn well that you didn't want to talk to me, you just needed something to do while your friends were partying it up. Had there been a plethora of girls you were attracted to there, I would have been the LAST damn thing on your mind.

GTFOOHWTFBS.